That’s why you try to settle first.

Could not agree more. I don’t want a president who’s just like me. I want someone who is embarrassingly smarter than me in that job.

The line of succession is no picnic, but I would expect that perhaps one of these guys actually understands the office. Then again...

I almost never use him. He just annoys me, and based on conversations in the Nomad with other squadmates, I’m not alone in that feeling.

Counterpoint: Liam’s suit is not cool because Liam is in it.

This cannot be outdone. Someone turn out the lights on the way out. +1

Except I would totally be more comfortable with Mycroft Holmes in charge of something of this magnitude.

That is why my firm’s legal assistant is well compensated.

That is from the original Metal Gear.

Possible. If I remember correctly, Tony Granato had to have surgery for that when he was playing for the LA Kings.

There’s also this classic:

Amen. Thank god the ins and outs of actually filing anything with a court is not part of the exam.

OH MY... GOODNESS GRAYSHUS!

I laughed harder than I should have.

Always remember: Arnold said it first.

Haven’t been there since the Kings moved to Staples Center, but it’s undergone a renovation to turn it into a concert hall in the last couple of years, so I imagine it’s no longer like that.

The Great Western Forum was like that too. Mostly, because it had four restrooms with troughs instead of urinals.

Somewhat related: a friend of mine is a criminal defense attorney who has a client who was busted for burglary. He broke into the house of a Saudi family who were visiting relatives in Riyadh. This guy reasoned that because they had been gone for a couple of weeks, he could live in their house because they probably…

As an attorney who still remembers the hell that is the bar exam, good luck to you on both fronts.