That’s how I wound up with my completely useless philosophy degree.

There are only two reasons why this gets leaked: someone is trying to hurt Trump, or help him. The most interesting thing to me about this release is that the copy is stamped “Client Copy.” The universe of people who would have access to that is probably pretty small, so the reasonable deduction is that this came from…

Hell, I’d be happy if I made that much over three years, let alone one.

I think I know the ones you’re hinting about. I was able to skip past the first of them because I had explored that area before I was told to go there. Ran and hid from the bird, and never had to fight it. When I finally got sent to that area, the bird was still there, but I was able to sneak past it.

I’m instinctively trying to run away from this screen shot. That bird can mess you up.

Clearly, this can only mean that the Red Hot Chili Peppers are involved with Death Stranding.

I loved Killzone 2's environment almost as much as I love Horizon’s, and that too was one of the smoothest running games I played on PS3. Somehow, where other studios fail at it, they seem to be able to create detailed, stunning visuals without sacrificing performance.

I think there are two Stormbird fights that come up during quests (one side quest and one main quest), but most of the time, running is a good idea. Not overly challenging, just that every fight I’ve had with them takes awhile. But they can also mess you up pretty quickly if you’re not careful. I had one drop on my…

I take it you have yet to face a Stormbird. Shadow or Lodge Ropecaster is your friend there, and even then, it’s usually a 10-15 minute fight.

Needs more Last Dragon soundtrack.

I don’t remember Brad Marchand being in “All the President’s Men.”

I see where they’re going with this:

Oooh, burn (literally)!

I will never eat peanut butter again. Thanks.

People would be better off if they used Twitter for what it was really for: complaining about how their favorite sports team doesn’t do things right.

Came here to say this. I doubt it was the joke that cost them subscribers.

Not going to lie, I had to read this a couple of times before I got it. Truly, we are gathered hair today in the presence of greatness.

The only thing bipartisan about cancer is that Republicans and Democrats can both get cancer. As far as trying to cure it? Not so much.

Pictured: Average daily commute on any Southern California freeway at rush hour.

I pretty much read the headline and the word Philadelphia, and that was all I needed to know.