Mourinho immediately moved this kid ahead of Schweinsteiger on the depth chart.

I’m going to write an Amazon customer review recommending this comment.

Something something... Oil of Aloy... something something.

My thought exactly. It’s not all Bourned up.

Oh, I did. Bark skin perk and everything. Nevertheless, Three-Dog prattles on about trees. We might all soon do the same with Scott Pruitt running the EPA and the Donald having the nuclear codes..

I worry about the time when his whole schtick about finding actual living trees becomes a reality.

+1 massive head wound on the ice.

I can attest that alcohol makes one of my friends fall asleep while we play poker in Red Dead Redemption.

I lived in Scottsdale for three years, and I was surprised to learn that there’s actually quite a few rinks in the Valley, and a pretty decent youth league in place. While it’s not what you’d see in Canada, the infrastructure is basically pretty good for a non-traditional hockey market.

Came here to make this same joke.

Gives a new disturbing meaning to “trickle down.”

This article is basically the best long-form Kinja reply to Rep. Chaffetz’s earlier comment on another article. Glad to see it is not in the greys.

I was wondering if it was discussion with the assistant, or if Koscielny argued his way into a red for dissention. I guess since he didn’t show a second yellow for dissention, it probably was a change of his earlier decision. Either way, I think it’s the right result.

Every team in every sport has cringeworthy supporters. Why is it they’re always the ones who find a way to get in front of a camera or microphone?

I was going to say the only thing feminists owe her is a giant middle finger salute, but others have come up with far more eloquent responses.

I think I prefer this version:

Show me the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints.

Or using a figure skate to remove a bad tooth.

You left out the part where the bullets were stored in a compartment behind Davis’s glass eye.

I guess these people don’t realize McCain also has an adopted daughter who isn’t white (third from the right in the photo above).