Exactly how I feel. How often does it actually happen that a pitcher accidentally throws what was to be an intentional ball across the plate, or past the catcher? Maybe one plate appearance out of thousands in a single season?

Man, what an ass-inine suggestion.

Whichever one has the Asari and not the Krogan.

There’s a simple solution if he doesn’t want the public to know how much time he spends playing golf. He could always resign, and then no one would care.

You back off, Tom Ley! He speaks just like we do, and isn’t afraid to get in the NBA establishment’s face to Make the Lakers Great Again! We’re all going to be so sick of winning very soon!

Seems to be a reusable headline these days.

Phil Kessel approves.

Enslaved was highly underrated. Easily one of my favorite games from the previous generation.

Since when has “beyond stupid” stopped anything from passing or anyone from getting elected?

“Not mother?”

I am frightened by the fact that I had to double-check that he didn’t actually say this.

They need to stop eating lead paint chips.

Malkin: “Russia best.”

+1 “night in and night out.”

“That depends. Is the bear a potential grizzly?”

New Jersey fired Robbie Ftorek a few weeks before the playoffs in 2000. They finished 2nd in their division (only two points behind the Flyers for first) and went on to win the whole damn thing.

Not half a bad idea after last night’s performance.

Have a star, eh?

How about a trade? We get Trudeau, and you get Trump and a guarantee that a Canadian team wins the Stanley Cup for the next four years?