+1 for the sentiment and for the name. Now I can’t get the song out of my head.

I can feel the dumb flowing through this country already. We don’t need her brand of “help.”

I’m a liberal guy who weighs in far north of 250. I must not have gotten the pamphlet.

Olivia Munn got more Super Bowl time than he did this year.

Believe me, I wish I couldn’t make the comparison.

I’m not the only one who saw that object in front of Trump in the photo above and thought it was the skull of a puppy, am I?

If Shaq had connected with that left, Charles would still be eating through a straw. Wow.

“I bet it’s brand new information to people that President Obama had a six-month ban on the world championship program after Stuart Conquest came here to this country, was radicalized and was the mastermind behind the Gibraltar massacre. Most people don’t know that because it didn’t get covered.”

Agreed. Whatever mess the story has become, the acting in the series is still superb.

Luther is fantastic, but holy hell, can it ever be depressing.

“Ill or Vegan?” sounds like a category on a gameshow.

Underrated. +1

The key to bending Trump’s ear is showing him the number of Twitter followers you have. Now we just need Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber to go to the White House...

Remember when Sherlock was solving cases? Those were the days.

Access is a helluva drug, and he’s addicted to it.

I don’t know how to break it to you, but I think George Glass was about to run off with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend when they were both killed in the Bowling Green Massacre.

Yes, this is “extreme vetting” at its worst.

I came out of law school needing a new car, because I’d been holding onto a Hyundai Sonata for the past twelve years, and I no longer had faith in its reliability (side note: that car was pretty damn reliable for the first 180,000 miles).

Yeah... then it’s exactly as bad as it looks.