Everyone knows this sound effect, and it is playing in all of our heads right now.

By the time we get there, mushroom clouds might be a welcome sight.

The only person I have any sympathy for in that family is Barron, because he’s 10, and has zero say about the course of his life right now. Melania has a choice.

I’ve been looking for a nickname for her. Until I find one better, I will use this.

The phrase should be “I see color/ethnicity, and I embrace it.”

Just spitballing here... Tom wants people to stop asking him about his friend. Maybe he should stop being friends with guy he doesn’t want people to ask him about?

Accurate representation is accurate.

Meanwhile, in Liverpool:

They want to pay Costa what Tiananmen make on any other team.

Possibly it’s a kerfuffle, but more likely a contretemps that didn’t devolve into a donnybrook.

Fair point.

Rep. Lewis was already a hero before this, but I’m glad he and the others are making no bones about why they won’t be there, and aren’t using some innocuous excuse.

Jason Chaffetz = Darrel Issa - car thievery (allegedly).

+1 Longing... rusted... seventeen... dawn... stove... nine... kind-hearted... homecoming... one... freight car.

The punsters will be flocking to this thread.

As if the election of Trump wasn’t evidence enough to show our weirdness, but to be honest, I never knew this was true.

You shall not pass.

You will never not earn a star from me for referencing this movie.

“Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Yes?... then it wasn’t us.”