There’s virtually one of those on every team. For example, I am a Kings fan, and therefore hate Corey Perry, but if he were somehow to play for L.A.?

Laying the ground work for Kanye 2020.

If Trump hadn’t made it out of the primaries, I would enjoy this more. Now I just think that he could possibly win and I am filled with envy for Canadians.

That face when you’re Curt Schilling’s publicist and you see him about to open his mouth in public.

+1 Kingdom of Rhode Island

This is why I come here.

The ultimate go-to when I was 10: “The computer cheats.”

I hadn’t heard that, but word is authorities are looking for a comic book collector who calls himself Mr. Glass.

That is some good referencing right there.

“Yeah, but I’m taller.”

Donald Sr. = Peter

“Government doesn’t work” always rings hollow to me when someone is running for a government office. Usually, it’s because those who espouse that view do their level best to prove it correct once they are elected by doing nothing productive.

People are getting all emoceanal over this news.

“The sun is too hot to touch though. We’ll have to go there at night.” - Idiot Congressman #1.

“I second this.” - Chris Wondolowski

I think it gets the point a cross.

Sometimes the comments write themselves; others require divine inspiration.

I am a native Southern Californian whose first sporting memory is his parents losing their shit over the Miracle on Ice. Where my friends were Dodgers, Angels, Rams, or Lakers fans, I grew up wanting to play for the LA Kings, despite how awful they’ve been for most of my 40 years.

+1. Nailed it.