Better yet, in true upper crust fashion, he would use “summer” as a verb.

People criticized McCain for having seven homes, too.

Please, if you’re going to do that impression, at least get it right. It’s duck tape.

You forgot schistosomiasis, and yes, I wrote that just to prove I could spell it.

Eddie Izzard does a great bit on how awesome is used in America to talk about things like hot dogs.

And he also thinks that won’t open him up to questions about his own marital history.

Bigly

Your comment is underrappreciated.

I don’t think he had a finer moment in his presidency than that one.

Truth. I’m as lefty as they come, and hated 99% of everything he did in office, but I can see why people liked President Bush on a personal level.

As an Angels fan, Nick Adenhart is immediately who I thought of, and I felt the same kind of gut-punch that I felt then when I saw the news this morning.

If your son is choosing José Fernández as a role model, you’re raising him right.

No one could have put it better than Eduardo Pérez did here. Just a terrible, terrible loss for Miami and for all of baseball. A superstar already, and I haven’t seen anyone who enjoyed baseball more than Fernández in a long time. How often do we see a professional athlete who puts smiles on the faces of his opponents…

Why is this still grey?

I can’t be the only who who first saw this photo and thought that Anne Hathaway’s career is taking a weird turn.

Yes, God forbid this man so callously attack Mayor Johnson’s fist with his face again.

I was hoping for this joke or one which asked, “What about the sweet F.A.?”

I don’t know why his teammates would put up with that Nonsan-se.

And then endgame boss killed Nietzsche.

+1 aweemaway