Nice thought but he’s never going to resign. The second he becomes regular-ass citizen Trump again, he’s going to jail and he knows it.

We’ve had 8 Spider-Man moves, and she was in three of them, so...

She also blamed sexism and men not wanting to see strong female protagonists for the film failing...which I think Diana of Themyscira, Carol Danvers, Sarah Conner, Furiosa, and Ellen Ripley, just to name a few, might take some issue with...

Press F to Deadspin Forever.

Woah, man! It’s like time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin, into the future.  

“but I’m beyond happy that you did not include Eric Clapton.“

Bob Seager- the Bruce of Michigan

I’m a big Simon and Garfunkel fan and no way should be they be on a rock music list.

Say what you will about the music, but Billy Joel is a fucking genius. He hasn’t released an album since 1993, so he has no embarrassing late career stuff for people to hate (I’m ignoring the weird classical album, which is still nearly 20 years old). He plays approximately 10 shows a year, all a designated drive from…

so glad to see Ox back. can’t wait to see more of him and Keita

Especially when you consider they gave $300k to a anti-domestic abuse cause and $6.5 million to a pro-domestic abuse cause.

I’m already mega depressed in advance of falling short again.

Last season, Liverpool was 7 points clear in early January with over half of the schedule completed, so it would’ve been pretty silly for anyone to assume this season was a wrap with an 8 point lead in mid-October.

So we’ve gone from “is it Liverpool’s title to lose” to “The title race is just getting started”.
This is why you do not write this shit until near halfway through the season.

That’s not exactly a fair case, because Leicester City’s 2015-16 was such a huge deviation from the norm. In 26 seasons of the EPL, only twice has a title been won by another club besides Man U, Man City, Chelsea, and Arsenal - Leicester 15-16 and Blackburn 94-95. That’s out of 49 total clubs which have spent at least…

Yeah but nothing beats winning the dectuple of the Premier League, Champions League, FA Cup, League Cup, Cup Winners Cup, Charity Shield, Cup Winners Winners Cup, Premier Champions Cup Shield, FA Cup Charity Shield, and Champions Premier FA Cup Winners Charity League Shield.

I’d recommend leaving Modern Warfare for later.

How some French publishing house hasn’t yet commissioned a book of philosophy co-authored by Cantona and Arsène Wenger is beyond me.

Goal line technology is literally instant.  It is a *perfect* application of technology to this.  

VAR didn’t do this. A rule that now penalizes as a handball something that is not a handball and has never been a handball, did. Ironically, the new rule “corrected” what Man City fans argued last year was a huge injustice—Llorente’s forearm goal in the UCL. Lol, City, lol.