Pretty sure it ain’t the bulletproof vest that would make Trump look like a lardass on the mound.

I am torn between my hatred of Brad Marchand and my hatred of the Anaheim Ducks (as I am a Kings fan). At least the Bruins won, I guess. I’ll just be over here watching my team with its 56% penalty kill and goalies with GAAs that look like ERAs for terrible middle relief pitchers.

This is the correct response.

Agree totally. In fact, the technology is so good that I wish they used it in the NHL, too. A lot of lengthy video replay delays are to examine every possible angle to determine whether the puck entirely crossed the line, including in instances where logic and common sense say the puck is over the line, but the view…

Don’t know if David was offside, but it was clearly a DOGSO (denial of Goliath scoring opportunity).

Rob Ford would have been so appropriate in this capacity. RIP.

Some of Ivanka’s best friends are Jamaican, I’m sure.

I can’t be the only one who hears “ONE TWO!” in his head when reading the end of that headline.

“Stick to taxidermy, Tom!”

There are certainly no lavish beachfront homes in Sacramento, so I can’t blame him there.

Agreed. Majority, sure, but when I hear a team had “most” of the possession time, I’m thinking 65% or more. 56%-44% indicates a match that was a bit more even than one that was dominated in possession by one of the teams.

Parked the bus on the request for comment.

My only criticism of England has nothing to do with behavior. It is that they got kind of disorganized and sloppy at the start of the second half. They conceded a goal that was called back for being just a few inches offside, but that whole play started with a poor clear by the English keeper. Then, just a few moments…

Nearly worked, too. She took an early yellow card (which could have been a red for a pretty vicious elbow to the jaw), and had to give Parris way more space after that.

Looks like another good argument to move the season’s starting and end dates back so that the last possible day for Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final would be May 31. That would give the league a couple of weeks (instead of a few days) to get its shit together on calculating the salary cap, and maybe wouldn’t leave…

Hell, the Kings drafted Tom Glavine ahead of Robitaille. Yes, that Tom Glavine. I’m just imagining how it would have gone if they’d picked up Hull instead of Glavine in the same draft as Robitaille, and then brought in Gretzky to center them four years later.

Gary Bettman’s voice is his passport.