I was imagining him delivering his news while resting on a fainting couch.

They may have promised Tavares they’d keep those players, but I doubt he would demand a trade if they moved Nylander for a quality right-shot defenseman.

Nah, you won’t. Trust me, after being a Kings fan for 34 years before they won their first Cup, the last thing you’ll want to do after winning is shut up.

Unless that good Leafs team has an absolute disaster of a playoff run. Then we can handle Leafs fans.

“No, brother. They must find one of us in the wreckage of this Star Destroyer.”

Except, Yosemite Sam + Cookie Monster =

“Cheer for injuries.”

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This is like a reverse glasshole routine.

+1 “Again.”

When I was a kid, “Bill Cosby: Himself” was a big hit with my parents. I still remember just about every joke in the set, but I doubt I could listen to it now and find it funny anymore.

Speaking as someone who is an attorney, who gets offers from organizations that will give me awards if I pay for them... yeah, I’m sure that he totally “won” that award.

Remember, remember, the 5th of October...

I feel terrible for all survivors of sexual assault, including her. They were all told today they don’t matter at all, except for a 90-second aside where Collins claimed that MeToo is important, which she promptly followed with confirming what we already knew she was going to do.

I hope you’re right, but man, did they run out of gas in the second half. I worry that may come earlier than later.

As a Kings fan it pains me to say it, but I don’t think they’re a playoff team right now. The problem isn’t age or lack of talent. The problem is the talented veterans who can finish plays are slow (including Pearson and Toffoli and excepting Jeff Carter, who’s still pretty fast), and the young guys who do have speed (…

Side note: “Laws of the Game” sounds way more badass than “Rule Book.”

I believe that is precisely what the Trump Administration does on a daily basis.

+1 golf clap.

Waiting for Dad Carter to pull the car over and turn it around if Toffoli and Pearson don’t start behaving.