I am a lawyer, and if my son or daughter ever pulled this crap, I’ll sue my kids for defaming my good name.

True, but that inconsistency might have as much to do with the way Mourinho wants him to play as anything Pogba does or does not do. Not the first time he’s stifled his own world-class players with his tactics.

Or maybe Lloris outplayed Courtois? It was pretty even the first 20 or so minutes, and then Lloris came up with an outstanding save on Alderweireld that seemed to get France going. After that, more chances at the other end of the pitch, and it felt like the game turned toward France.

Sounds like he thinks her jewelry is in need of healing.

You worked hard for this star. +1

Not Canadian enough. Needs more Tragically Hip (perhaps “Three Pistols”).

Ranks #2 on my all-time favorite manager moves, only behind this gem:

“Nice steal, Lloyd... don’t ever fuckin’ do it again.”

I got through it, and I did like it, but there were times where I actually fell asleep because the pace of whatever I was doing was so slow.

A really deep and well-written story can serve as the best motivating force to finish a game to its conclusion. In both God of War and Horizon, the story is what drove me to finish the games, and replay them again later. Same with the Mass Effect series. Though many people hated the way ME3 ended, the story leading…

“No one is able to counter this guy in an intelligent way.”

This alone justifies the captain’s armband for Henderson at LFC.

“Don’t look at me.”

“(I moved here for the weather).”

Womp womp.

I’m calling it a day. Not going to top this.

Perhaps she should have gone out for Canadian food.

“Their goal is to change your country forever.”

Presidential briefing memo material here:

As an American with a Polish last name, I approve of this joke.