“WHAT A STRIKE ON THAT PINATA! MY WORD! LITTLE GIRLS 1, PINATA NIL!”

My paternal instinct is to put the kid on a leash to keep him from doing that. This is why I am not a father.

I want to, but I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed this comment.

Conversely, I would love to hear Arlo White calling an NHL game at some point in my life.

I know no one who is a Liverpool supporter who is taunting RM fans. Most of us have gotten used to Liverpool coming from ahead to draw or lose against bottom-feeding teams, as they have a tendency to ease off the gas (see the past weekend’s match against WBA, for example). We’re just hoping the two late goals don’t…

They have a great one in the general manager’s office.

I’ve had a very difficult professional failure in my life that almost killed my career in its infancy, so I have a sense of how that feels. I try to keep that in mind when I post criticism of someone’s artistic work.

This means I must bid adieu to one of my favorites:

After the game...

This is the correct answer.

The day was saved when Aquafinaman showed up to take Dr. Dasani away (and taught us all a valuable lesson in recycling).

Exactly. After awhile, they just kind of blend into a whirling masive douchenado that makes them indistinguishable. I guess the lasting impression Chaffetz left on me is that he was the guy who showed momentary courage when said he couldn’t support that which he could not explain to his daughter, and then immediately…

I honestly had to think for a moment about who Chaffetz is. Clearly, I do not miss his presence in our national discussion.

This is the correct comment for today.

In a way, it might be. I wonder how many of these retirements are based on the idea that a Democrat-controlled House will take a serious look at impeachment. The raid on Cohen’s office could produce evidence that helps make the case. House Republicans would be stuck with the choice of going against their party’s…

Try living in Orange County. I say that as someone who has lived here for 38 of my 41 years.

To be fair, there was a time when Cook was mildly amusing (granted, I was probably drunk at the time). I’m not sure that’s ever been true of Miller.

Roar of the crowd? Poetic license, I guess.

I still feel like that Brett Hull goal was the NHL thinking, “Well, they’d have to pick up all those sticks, gloves and helmets they threw off because they thought they won the Cup, and that would just take so long... fuck it, let ‘em have it.”

As I am not objective about a couple of the goals the Kings had called back on goalie interference plays, which have cost them at least two points in the standings.