I have no more jokes. I’m just so fucking sick of this guy.

“In all the particulars of their vision the public got to see, it was a pathetic hackwork, an agglomeration of cheap-shit piecemeal bullshit, managing the mean feat of being both a half-assed half-step when measured against the tenor and substance of the seven years’ worth of caterwauling these creampuffs mounted…

Sounds like a guy with a very patient publicist.

Is it a spoiler that everyone in the world is aware that they’re all going to be in upcoming Marvel movies? There aren’t any stakes in this universe, because we know RDJ and company will be in them until there’s no more money to be made.

Is this the first time you’ve ever texted your wife?

> Did Kanye always suck?

Couldn’t have happened to a better bigot. F*** Steve Harvey.

“Pending approval” yet again. Fascists.

“the nation is deliriously thirsty for facts and details; and the reporters and producers clogging up a witnesses’s timeline are the ones who are going to bring you that news.”

My English teacher played this one as well. Fun fact, Olivia Hussey was no older than 16 when this scene was filmed.

ROCK OVER LONDON, ROCK ON CHICAGO

The money-grubbing Happy Madison machine is well-documented by the guys over at RedLetter Media. Analysis begins at 2:19, if the link doesn’t work.

+1

God, MLB’s media player is fucking terrible. In completely unrelated news, Firefox’s Video DownloadHelper plug-in is just a wonderful tool that I think Deadspin would love for all sorts of unrelated reasons.

It’s so the basket knows which hand it should hit the free throw back with. Duh.

Goddammit, I fucking hate Hawk Harrelson.

I saw it against my will, but they do explain it. Kind of. I mean, I’m a dummy and they made me believe.

What in god’s name is the actual worst day of your life??

Going in to second: Heads up baserunning.

I’d take him a lot more seriously if he didn’t pronounce the left fielder for Detroit as “Cep-se-des.”