How fucking conceited and oblivious do you have to be to type that and hit SEND? Do white people have to insert themselves into everything?

Thank you for providing backing for my pet theory that Phil Jackson is not an amazing basketball coach, he is an amazing psychologist. When ‘99-vintage Kobe and Shaq are getting along, *I* could coach them to an NBA championship - his accomplishment was in generating team unity, not brilliant tactics.

I want to see the Universal monster movies remade, keeping as much of the original plots as possible and directed by Guillermo del Toro.

I’d be more on board if they weren’t trying to do League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

You know, I don’t hate the idea of a Universal Dark Universe and bringing back these old titles that made them as a studio. I just wish that they really took advantage of the opportunity and made truly contemporary versions of these classics. Tap into the original themes and give them to directors who thrive on small…

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And is possibly going to be a US Senator some day.

Yet Kid Rock is still alive and thriving.

He also gets damned near apoplectic when ignored. It’s fun to watch.

Racist white men are the most fragile, scared and sensitive people in the country, which I think has a lot to do with these fits and power trips.

Bingo. Except the treason part. Incompetence isn’t treason, it’s tradition.

Ummmm not even the cops are claiming they were shot at...

Hey, now. Think of it from the pilot’s point of view. It’s not like he has the opportunity to indulge his minority abuse fetish at home with becky, and the company is starting to get wise to his ‘activities’ down in Malaysia, so the choke-an-asian-prostitute-weekends are all but done for.

You know god damn well when he fired that truck up, and that big diesel engine started humming, those hog jowls were jiggling like a fat stripper’s ass cheeks.

How about Trump, wearing his best man-girdle under his best oddly-shaped and poorly-fitting 1980s dollar-store version of Gordon Gekko business-bro suit, standing atop a gold-plated tank adorned with gold figurines of dollar signs and some bald eagles flying around shooting lasers from their eyes at all enemies,…

All the weed in Colorado can’t get me high enough.

While Mike Pence is away on a romantic trip with Mother, Trump invited in the sinners. Risky Business, the White House remake.

That looks like fucking Hee Haw.

Straight out of the movie “Idiocracy” - Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.