And why don’t the Eagles just fly Frodo directly to Mount Doom so he can toss the ring in? We aren’t supposed to ask these questions.

This would be hilarious if the country wasn’t burning.

Don’t question me!lol

Bingo. Except the treason part. Incompetence isn’t treason, it’s tradition.

I believe you are all mistaken. There are, in fact, FIVE lights.

Pray they never think of that.

Serious question. If Weyland-Yutani wants those damn eggs so bad, why don’t they ever just send a ship full of androids to go get them?

WHY are we focusing on minor details like whether it was a grenade or a potato? The fact is—and you can’t deny this—the fact is that an object that was or was not a grenade found its way into a mess hall, which was obviously dangerous no matter the facts of the case, and I--and I’m not bragging here, this is training,…

Spicer hiding between the Bushes

The interweb provide.

I believe this is what you are looking for.

It’s bad when the fucking Nixon library criticizes you.

Even the Nixon Library is weighing in ...

Well, in their defense… Most of the Republican party is probably being blackmailed.

Sadly, the entire Republican party appears not to give a shit about the American people or the country.

Democratic Oligarchy.

So, Sarah Sanders is their “Whooper Specialist” who stands in for Spicer because he’s started tapping out when it gets weird....

McConnell looks awfully guilty himself for refusing an independent investigation. At this rate the entire Republican Party is willing to die on this hill.