You know god damn well when he fired that truck up, and that big diesel engine started humming, those hog jowls were jiggling like a fat stripper’s ass cheeks.

How about Trump, wearing his best man-girdle under his best oddly-shaped and poorly-fitting 1980s dollar-store version of Gordon Gekko business-bro suit, standing atop a gold-plated tank adorned with gold figurines of dollar signs and some bald eagles flying around shooting lasers from their eyes at all enemies,…

All the weed in Colorado can’t get me high enough.

While Mike Pence is away on a romantic trip with Mother, Trump invited in the sinners. Risky Business, the White House remake.

That looks like fucking Hee Haw.

Straight out of the movie “Idiocracy” - Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

That is one of the most repulsive collection of stupid people I’ve ever seen.

The bar is so low, I’m just glad they didn’t wear blackface in front of Michelle’s portrait.

Meanwhile back in Washington...

“Chucklefuck” is a great word. The best word. Since I only use the best words, I’ll be using that a lot.

Damn; well next time I have a conversation with you, remind me to open MS Word and hit Shft-F7 before we begin.

HELL no. I had my reservations about Clinton (she’s more of a hawk than I would have liked, I supported Sanders in the primary) but once she got the nomination I was all in for her.

Afraid I can’t take credit, it’s a perfectly cromulent word.

+1 for the Cobra-la reference.

I’m a veteran; I actually was in the Navy when the towers fell. I still clearly remember walking into the wardroom onboard my ship and asking what crazy movie everyone was watching, as I had just come off watch and found the entirety of the ship’s contingent of officers staring at the TV — Captain and XO included.

Well he DOES “know more about ISIS than the generals,” apparently. Can’t wait for him to start dropping that knowledge! Any day now and this whole silly thing will be handled bigly.

That’s on you, dogface. Next time get born into a privileged family, marry the daughter of a grifting megalomaniac billionaire, and get put in charge of a military operation!

That’s a tricky question.

In broad political strokes I would say that roughly half the armed forces voted against Trump and roughly half voted against Clinton. (Nobody voted FOR anyone in this election.) The breakdown was largely generational; older vets and officers that had been around felt more uncomfortable with…

Entirely possible. We use more mercs than we’d like to admit, and don’t even get me started on THAT bullshit. Blackwater/Xe/Cobra-la or whatever those shitheels are calling themselves now are officially off the table but there are plenty of others.