It would be awesome to see a xenomorph explode from Will Farell’s chest. Imagine how he’d TOTALLY commit to a BAD case of xeno sushi indigestion. If “Predator” and “Alien” can date in a movie - why not unleash a facehugger on Ricky Bobby in “Talladega - When Aliens Attack...”? Especially since Ridley’s nose for…

And if that Eyeball Maker guy isn’t available and I’m in the same theater as you, (no doubt an incredible coincidence), I’ll watch you do it with pride because at least you didn’t use any stink’n’ CG-eye ripping render-ware even if I’d be too squeamish to join you 8O

I’m in as long as they’ll be a damn good reason to say, “Come with me if you wanna live”, to someone. I take it we’re going back to somewhere between 1984 to ‘92 judging from the Terminator mullet.

...won’t pay CBS just to see Discovery even if they “git all ‘Trek of Thrones’ jiggy wid it? I admire your self control... I mean discriminating taste :)

First, neocons said gov can’t work and did their best to lock it up from getting what needed to get done. Now Trumpeters claim the election is rigged and commit voting fraud in counties that haven’t seen even a single general election fraud in decades! Trumpeters trump democracy! Brilliant. The KKK came out to…

The door just kept opening on the same floor with dressing changes - and the skit felt like it til the end. No metaphysics or hysterical humor involved. Bit serviceable payoff with a too long build up.

Uh - not “brilliant” but serviceable. “Brilliant” would have to be at least fresher than this vaudevillian skit .

Nor would would enough Americans buy into it, (OK - middle age white dudes and older), trust pinko commies like top scientists, the majority of which empirically accept human accelerated clime change as fact, nor journalists that aren’t Mike Drudge or work for FOX.

As I recall - Donald Ducked and fucked others FAR harder than himself in Atlantic City. Besides his personal tax write offs and unethical restructuring of bankruptcies, only available to the rich, are his chastity belt. In this and other ways - The Don is forever “virgin” - better protected than what even Reagan…

If any veterans are miraculously benefited by any proceeds that don’t go to yet another 20 foot likeness of the Don, they’re out of luck if they’re diagnosed with PTSD. Donald doesn’t like vets that aren’t “strong’ and “can’t handle it”. Donald KNOWS - he was given a purple heart after all.

You left out to replace the 3rd and final debate Donald will,”stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and (not) lose voters”, but gain a few more due to the “COURAGE” of the ”the high ground”, as his son, Eric Trump, with the expression and slicked back hair of an 80's American Psycho, is fond of saying

WTH is going on in this guy’s mind?! No way would I let my underage daughter anywhere near this incestuous pedo-narcissist. The guy can’t even censor himself in public groping his daughter’s hips at his own world televised Presidential G.O.P. Convention.

Can you blame Trump wanting to sleep with himself when he has the “best temperment”, “best brains”, “the most talent” etc? Aren’t those good reasons to be attracted to someone?

It’s a sad state of fatherhood ... and presidential elections, when a women has to feel thankful her dad didn’t openly come onto her repeatedly. Even Bill restrained that impulse from all reports.

No - if Trump put his hands on his daughter’s hips during his unconscious groping of her even on live television... with all the evidence, he’d probably do her behind closed doors at least Bill Cosby style if she was even 1/8th into it, confused and drugged.

How would that help even Trump exactly? Slut shaming breast feeding moms and daughters? Don’t get me wrong - I wouldn’t put it past him.

Even more disturbing - Hillary probably didn’t have to “FORCE” her. Right wing slut shaming mothers and daughters feels feels so wrong - but comedy DEMANDS it.

This article missed another reason Trump wants to do his daughter - it’s the closest he’ll ever get to sleeping with himself... in a dress. While his lechery is easy to see here, don’t underestimate his narcissism.

Inside job... even IF these “cops” were just primarily competent online social media gawkers monitoring Kim’s unceasing vanity promotional selfies - still making it an inside job with Kim as their idiot accomplice.

That feeling may come from the legitimate feeling that Kardashians are celebrated for and make millions on encouraging ever more moronic, crass, mindless materialism, vapidity, etc... reminding us what a very stupid, superficial, infantile, easily manipulated species we’re a part of - yet that is hard and even…