Damn he just couldn’t call it off?

This wedding does not sound very good.

“If you’re not comfortable with drinking, you don’t owe your guests booze.”

That last sentence is killer. “Are you a new customer” legitimately made me laugh out loud. I am absolutely stealing this

Hmmm, my keen human insight senses tell me you are upset about something, but I am unsure as to what... Have I offended you previously or are you a new customer?

Dwight Schrute Seeks Woman to Impregnate During Eclipse

More apology available upon request.

I read that as “if you want to call and yell at me, I’m open to it but please don’t post it on the internet because I can’t handle any further bad press right now”. Not that it’s any better, if you’ve offended so many people that you don’t even know in what ways you may have offended, you’re a real piece of trash.

Hopefully she’ll be more fun this season but I hated Margaret last season. I couldn’t wait for her to be off my screen everytime she was on it. Her romance was boring and her entitlement without any sense of obligation to go with it was enraging.

Omg now I can’t unhear this hahahaha

They sound like lyrics to a really fucked up version of “You Can Call Me Al.”

Sheryl Crow and Iggy Pop had a child?

I’ve never had a bad situation with an Apple product that Apple themselves couldn’t make worse.

So this is really just a rebranding of Kylie and Kendall Jenner’s clothing line, right?

sit in on a round of Spades

Lawrence is stiff. And it shows in his wardrobe and the class based anti-Blackness he felt when interacting with them. Her family seemed normal and loving. Would have enjoyed myself there instead of attempting to hold my embarrassing traits in for an upper crust crew of black folk.

Stonehouse Lisbon Lemon Olive Oil. Adds an extra hint of lemon to anything I cook with it. Really any Stonehouse Oils and even their Vinegar’s are amazing!

Stonehouse Lisbon Lemon Olive Oil. Adds an extra hint of lemon to anything I cook with it. Really any Stonehouse…

Me either, woo hoo!

I have never heard this song and I don’t plan on listening to it but 2 billion views is pretty crazy