If you decide on a Trump property for your wedding, you know what to expect right? There is a non-insignificant chance he may come. Is that a selling feature? Not like NJ or Fl are bereft of golf club banquet rooms. Are you hoping he comes? Was this the only one that worked out for your plans and you’re hoping he…

Why don’t you just add some flowers at the bottom? In like a swooping curve?

Old creeper is all bark and no bucks.

putin - contemplatin’ puttin’ poison poisson on a person’s poutine:

Milennials, what’re ya gonna do?

He’s 54, not 74. Christ.

If it’s not perhaps we can deaden the pain with a little Anastasia... Waka waka

Each episode will tell the stories of people in contemporary times who believe they are descendants of the imperial family

How is there anything wrong with playing the Isley Brothers’ Shout for goodness sake?

Have you ever tried dancing to modern jazz or neolcassicism strings?

Mad Men alums Christina Hendricks and John Slattery are joining Matthew Weiner’s project at Amazon Studios, The Romanoffs, which is about Romanoffs. But it is somehow not lavish, expensively produced costume porn.

I’m not sure why, because you make perfect sense, but it made me cackle for a full minute.

Hope you’re doing okay! But I can live Linsday’s lifestyle too if I stop taking my meds and start doing a Scarface level of cocaine.

What’s the point of a #LOHAN or #LLOHAN hashtag on a site that’s all Lindsay Lohan? What are you searching for? The Lohan stuff?

Maybe I’m uninformed because i don’t follow any of these “lifestyle” sites, but isn’t the point of them to learn how to have such-and-such celebrities supposedly fabulous lifestyle? I mean...no offense to LiLo, but how many people even just following her life at a glance these past years would honestly want their life…

AGREED! These songs are fun, party, get-everyone-dancing songs. Don’t take away our fun because you’re boring and hate it when people are happy.

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

I’d be willing to bet a small fortune LL cheated, or tried to. No one in their right mind deletes stuff that would prove innocence. Even if he didn’t want to find out about her, if he’s got “I didn’t do it” proof he wouldn’t delete it.