Good theory. That would certainly explain Mitch McConnell.

That happened to me once, the gate agent scanned my ticket and I heard the weird alarm beep and saw a red flash meaning it didn’t read correctly. She waived me through. 20 minutes later a woman approaches my seat, glares at me and gets a flight attendant. I am on a last minute conference call, flight attendant…

He doesn’t have the attention span to listen to what he’s saying to him.

Me too, I just got super sassy with people on FB in a post about National Donut Day. The people suggesting I go to Starbucks for a donut got an earful... eyeful?

Kathy Griffin, so thirsty. When Squatty Potty pulls your endorsement deal it’s time to rethink your choices. I am no Trump fan, but this is an embarrassment. 

Wow. Look out for her champagne hot dog recipe this July Fourth.

But is the recipe any good?

I’m hoping Bobby Moynihan does Sarah Sanders.

Midlife crisis = living to 106, he’s just a navel-gazing douche baby.

You deserve way more stars.

YES, I love tubing mascara! Waterproof is too harsh and feels like it tugs on my lashes, and I get panda eyes from the washable. This one is my favorite, 10 bucks!

OMG — your handle. So good.

Mesfin also fully credited the photographer for the source of her work:

I agree, his reaction was definitely all about him and not helpful. I also love “sit down, Tony” as a new meme. But I wonder how much of his reaction was driven by watching what happened to Dr. Dao on United. Meaning, a lot of us read about (and felt) outrage over the passivity of the other passengers and probably…

Me too. At first I thought it was a new way to describe “very,” like “hella” or “nuclear level”.

Stassa, I stayed ‘til the end because I was really hoping for a freeze frame jump in the air. So disappointed.

I hope it was too, but it was so jarring that I avoid them as much as possible now. PBW Unite!

Agree, they are crazy. I had a flight attendant grab me by the shoulder and say (three inches from my face) “are you sure you’re in the right seat, sweetie?” because they incorrectly scanned my ticket when I boarded and it showed up as an empty seat, so they were trying to give it away. I just showed her my boarding…

OMG, me too— I felt certain I had read this news several summers ago. Thank you for id-ing the source of that deja vu.

The checkout line is the worst for space invaders. I think they feel like the closer they get the faster the line will move. It. Makes. Me. NUTS!