Orange Tang

Same. It’s been a GREAT day. I also know a few of the Pepsi content studio folks and they are (in no particular order): white, arrogant AF, super privileged, and are star struck by their own navels.

Hah! I was just describing him as Reverse Dorian Grey this weekend.

I’m probably the worst person to ask that since I do a lot of dumb things for animals.

Option one, least radical change in all of the options. You’ll be able to get the house, help your dad, and look for another job without entirely dismantling your current life. Deep breath. Option one buys you time.

Meanwhile, I am stealing and running around town with Resting Rich Face. So good.

That totally works too.

He looks like the parody villain in an 80's summer camp movie.

There’s definitely a face in the lower right corner of this blob.

Yes, this. I am a brown/asian mom and assumed nanny because of how flustered she seemed.

This tweet is everything.

Agree, they are adorable, I can’t with how cute they are.

Sea Pig!

Exactly!

Thank you for posting this, I am on a dreary cross country flight trying to thoroughly scrutinize without creeping out my fellow passengers.

I just quit going and started my own thing. I love my family, but clear turkey gravy thickened with cornstarch makes me too sad. Priorities...

They didn’t even get to the fitness center, which is in the same area as the pool. As a guy who doesn’t work out, he probably thinks that it’s a very elegant display. But as a woman who DOES I know that running on a treadmill while sucking in chlorine fumes... well, it seems apt for the location: https://www.trumphot…

He doesn’t get the money unless I stay there.

Formerly? Excellent. Less awesome now that I am responsible for a young human. My current skill-set is more of the snark from a distance variety.

I have to go to NY week after Thanksgiving, my travel department just offered up Trump Tower as an option for the week. Torn between morbid curiosity and not wanting to give that orange jackass any money.