You deserve way more stars.

YES, I love tubing mascara! Waterproof is too harsh and feels like it tugs on my lashes, and I get panda eyes from the washable. This one is my favorite, 10 bucks!

OMG — your handle. So good.

Mesfin also fully credited the photographer for the source of her work:

I agree, his reaction was definitely all about him and not helpful. I also love “sit down, Tony” as a new meme. But I wonder how much of his reaction was driven by watching what happened to Dr. Dao on United. Meaning, a lot of us read about (and felt) outrage over the passivity of the other passengers and probably…

Me too. At first I thought it was a new way to describe “very,” like “hella” or “nuclear level”.

Stassa, I stayed ‘til the end because I was really hoping for a freeze frame jump in the air. So disappointed.

Business customer here, done with the airline.

I hope it was too, but it was so jarring that I avoid them as much as possible now. PBW Unite!

Agree, they are crazy. I had a flight attendant grab me by the shoulder and say (three inches from my face) “are you sure you’re in the right seat, sweetie?” because they incorrectly scanned my ticket when I boarded and it showed up as an empty seat, so they were trying to give it away. I just showed her my boarding…

OMG, me too— I felt certain I had read this news several summers ago. Thank you for id-ing the source of that deja vu.

The checkout line is the worst for space invaders. I think they feel like the closer they get the faster the line will move. It. Makes. Me. NUTS!

Orange Tang

Same. It’s been a GREAT day. I also know a few of the Pepsi content studio folks and they are (in no particular order): white, arrogant AF, super privileged, and are star struck by their own navels.

Hah! I was just describing him as Reverse Dorian Grey this weekend.

I’m probably the worst person to ask that since I do a lot of dumb things for animals.

Option one, least radical change in all of the options. You’ll be able to get the house, help your dad, and look for another job without entirely dismantling your current life. Deep breath. Option one buys you time.

Meanwhile, I am stealing and running around town with Resting Rich Face. So good.

That totally works too.

He looks like the parody villain in an 80's summer camp movie.