There’s definitely a face in the lower right corner of this blob.

Yes, this. I am a brown/asian mom and assumed nanny because of how flustered she seemed.

This tweet is everything.

Agree, they are adorable, I can’t with how cute they are.

Sea Pig!

Exactly!

NICE.

Thank you for posting this, I am on a dreary cross country flight trying to thoroughly scrutinize without creeping out my fellow passengers.

I mean, to be fair, it does say “over 390,000" which is an understatement, but still true.

Came here to say that. They are missing a few zeros...

I actually think this too!

I just quit going and started my own thing. I love my family, but clear turkey gravy thickened with cornstarch makes me too sad. Priorities...

They didn’t even get to the fitness center, which is in the same area as the pool. As a guy who doesn’t work out, he probably thinks that it’s a very elegant display. But as a woman who DOES I know that running on a treadmill while sucking in chlorine fumes... well, it seems apt for the location: https://www.trumphot…

He doesn’t get the money unless I stay there.

Formerly? Excellent. Less awesome now that I am responsible for a young human. My current skill-set is more of the snark from a distance variety.

I have to go to NY week after Thanksgiving, my travel department just offered up Trump Tower as an option for the week. Torn between morbid curiosity and not wanting to give that orange jackass any money.

Slow clap.

Wow, good call. Now I have to go back and re-watch to see if Teddy ever intersects with William’s story. Thank you?

I honestly am starting to feel sorry for him from these pictures. Which is a weird reaction, I know.

Dying, have read this aloud to three people and can’t get through it without tearing up. I love you.