He also pioneered the whole Republican media star turned shitbag politician thing as well.

Good for you. Obama never acted like a petty child either.

Because it distracted from the epic fuck-job he and his administration were doing on the country? 

I’m no fan of the Bushes, but I included them just because it adds to Trumps anger.

I think Carter and the Obamas would be enough for me.

Who would? I wouldn’t go across across the street to see that lying sack o’ shit.

I like the idea of the Obama residence becoming a Shadow White House.

I still think Trump refuses to invite them.

If it were me, I’d go on a tour. Go visit Jimmy Carter in Georgia; swing over to Texas to see the Bushes, go to wherever the Clintons live now and then go see the Obamas.

People are saying the area around the White House is a real no-go zone, lots of violence. It’s like a third world country. At least that’s what people are saying.

I think now is the perfect time to be a dick about this.

No, people like me are NOT the problem you fucking ignorant asshat. People like Scalise are the goddamn problem. People like you, who use “people like you are the problem” unironically are, ironically, the goddamn problem.

I intend to be ALL the dicks about this.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Karma is a bitch

Guns for all! Health care, not so much!

Who is being a dick? I didn’t say I’m thankful that they were shot.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Every single coach should be required to do every single conditioning drill alongside their players. Guarantee we see less deaths or more dead coaches.

Oh thank god, a Dirt Bag that doesn’t mention Katy Perry.

They seem to be confused and think they’re in some sort of West Wing LARP situation, or playing in a Fantasy White House Politics league. This is not Model UN, guys. This is Real UN, where you actually have to DO stuff instead of just talking real good about it with your buddies.