Well, when you figure out how to replace track while trains are running over them, let the MTA know.

I take a ton of Benadryl. Even as child it wasn’t like that. It is not really as strong as the witnesses are suggesting the drug is. He’s lying.

I take benedryl all the time and it is NBD. I know if it in Tylenol PM and has a known side effect of drowsiness, but it is not universal and if you truly wanted to knock someone out, you wouldn’t rely on benedryl for that.

Agreed. Can’t wait to watch the shit outta this and Kumail Nanjiani’s “The Big Sick.”

And the fact he molested a young child for years. This isn’t exactly shoplifting crab legs.

OK, would you like more of actual Jenny Slate, like in Obvious Child, Masters of Sex and Parks and Recreation and not your imagined version of her performances?

Oh God, I needed this trailer (and more Jenny Slate) in my life. Looks as delightful as Obvious Child.

No.

And flattered our preening idiot peacock president into doubling down with them in their verkakte regional struggle with Iran.
We are allies with the shittiest people in this deal.

Now it gets reported on and makes them look shitty, especially when people can go back and find evidence of Saudis doing it in the past.

Funded and carried out 9/11.

Or, hire a women to drive them back to the airport and have a woman pilot and co-pilot fly them back to SA.

Well Republicans are allowed to assemble, so I guess so.

Yeah, I’m thinking poor parenting might have something to do with her family’s 50% addiction to heroin.

They’re all super christian jesus freaks.

Harvard treated them like adults. That right there is an incredible learning experience that money cannot buy.

So, us atheists and agnostics... can we sit this one out or are we gonna have to be drafted into one side or the other?

We’re basically the referee in a fight where neither fighter cares for the rules. We don’t win anything, but we have to deal with crap from both sides and have to take a lot of blows in the process of trying to keep them from killing each other.

It is, and Speaker Paul Ryan should bar him from his seat tomorrow. But Paul Ryan (pictured below) will do nothing to this heinous man.