How do the High Noon drinks compare to White Claw, if you’ve had both?

Use two hands when you get to the breading stage. One hand only handles the dry ingredients and the other only handles the wet. It’ll keep you from getting soggy.

Maybe he has Changnesia.

Here’s a great Unethical Life Pro Tip: Since the cowards at G/O Media have suspended comments at Deadspin, come on over to Lifehacker to tell Jim Spanfeller what a horrible piece of shit he is. Fuck you, Jim, you spineless waste of space!

Claire, this looks really good! Also thinking chopped candy bars would be a good mix-in for muffin batters... because let’s face it, muffins aren’t so healthy anyway.

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

I am going to link to this at the bottom of every recipe. Btw, the answer is no, you cannot bake them. The recipe is designed to be fried, and those two things are not interchangable. I mean, you can bake them if you want— I can’t stop you from doing anything—but they’re going to come out completely different.

E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles!

Well, this all hinges on whether the religion you are thinking of has an actual restriction on caffeine...

Allison has already been here long enough that I can see a headline and the associated photo, and think, “That’s a Robicelli article”, and be right.

The worry isn’t for the customers, it’s for the workers. This kind of surveillance is the first step in automating the workplace. “Worker A-1 took a 2-second-longer route from the storage closet to the host stand. Please discipline her and warn her not to repeat the behavior.”

I mean, that’s kind of like saying “I can’t get behind Mario’s hat-throwing mechanic because it’s likely to get left behind in the next generation of Mario games.” We know this is how the Pokemon franchise works now, where new mechanics get introduced and a lot of them don’t survive, especially battle mechanics. It’s…

You’d have to be a massive idiot to intentionally try to hit a large animal with your car. Not saying people aren’t massive idiots, just needed to state the obvious.

Cancer doctor here.

The story contains both Florida Woman and liquid nitrogen. You can wait all you want for a “rational explanation”, not gonna happen.

Compromising photos of that dickhead Spanfeller, I hope!

I see no reason to waste perfectly good edibles on an asshole like her.

I’m desperate for them to remake the Oracle titles in this style.

I actually have a really tiny kitchen, and it’s surprisingly easy to make these on account of all the downtime. When they’re ready to roll out, your mixer and all those things are already away. I used about 2 feet of counterspace for all of this. 

The grocery store I shop at most often (in a mid-sized Canadian city - it’s a specific No Frills) does not have a distinct aisle for ‘international’ foods. Packaged curry products are all in the same place whether they’re Thai or Indian or Japanese curry, but rice noodles are with the pasta, the Goya / Cedar brand…