Well, thank you for your expert opinion, person who walks past black people.

I totally watch the baking and hair cut videos because they’re teaching me how to do something I don’t know how to do when things are closed. I find those things different because they’re not telling me about suffering from a first-world hardship.

You do realize there are black women out there who are essential workers and are putting themselves at risk every single day as this pandemic carries on who still think about their hair, right?

I spent a lot of time in Belmar before Sandy. It’s very different now. I did have a lot of fun. There used to be a very old-school eye-talian joint called Vesuvio and they served something called Jim Salad. It was like a chopped anti-pasto. They also had tartuffo which a lot of places didn’t.

Twitter has anointed me the Hot Pocket Princess, a role I’m gladly usurping now that the Hot Pocket Heiress is in prison. 

I implore you to reconsider.

“Duringthis period, software sales were powered by Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield to the tune of 16.06 million units worldwide.”

And good fucking luck if they screw up the order, because their customer service experience makes Comcast look cheerful, competent and timely. I am fortunate to have the option to pay more for a 90-day supply from a CVS store, and further, that I can afford to do so. After the lost scripts, half-fulfilled orders with…

Not only that, but more people than ever are ordering forced by their health insurance companies to order their prescriptions by mail

No? I love this shit. Bless this mess.

Well...yesterday I went food shopping at Costco, bought a ridiculously large lunch from the fast-food kitchen (food court?), so didn’t make any dinner and instead had a large bowl of ... popcorn fairly late.

“My legacy is secure,” he announced in a speech to the Federalist Society in November. “It’s fine by me if I’m ever known as the ‘pizza justice.’”

zacian has the power of god and anime on his side

Weird, it’s almost like it actually takes them time to put them in. 

David’s SPAM content kind of messes things up for me, it’s true.

You can’t believe it because you’re privileged enough not to have to deal with the actual issues that the people who are made to wear these sorts of uniforms in real life have to deal with, and you’re also not empathetic enough to understand the perspective of another fellow human being, and how such a thing might…

I don’t fully understand this. Can’t you just not watch them? There are a lot of very popular things that I won’t ever enjoy...so I just don’t spend any time or money on them.

i actually know a decent amount about early renaissance art lmao what the hell is this neg

Even worse!

True story: I have attempted to review this McFlurry three times, this morning included. The ice cream machine has been “broken” every single time.