I sent this to my girlfriend and she didn't seem interested in trying it out. On one hand, I'm really worried about our future now. On the other hand, more for me.

We can all agree that there are simply too many damn bowl games

Here’s a copy from the Wayback Machine:

Trash should be the option of last resort. Reduce, reuse, recycle, refuse.

If Avonte Maddox could do that in real life I’d feel a lot better about this season.

That depends- have you found a brand that makes caffeine-free hot chocolate?

I’m not sure how much control you guys have over this anymore, but is there any way to make the Deadspin videos not autoplay when there’s a video featured in the article? It makes it really confusing when there’s two audio streams overlayed and they’re both coming from the same tab.

Well, I guess I’m changing my plans for the game this weekend.

They’re just doing their part to help deal with the cheese surplus.

I think you’re taking this a bit too seriously.

It’s a bit complicated, but the short answer is it’s mostly the former with a bit of the latter. Recreational marijuana is legal in California (well, as legal as it can get when it’s still illegal on the federal level) as of a year or two ago, and medical was legal for several years before that. There’s also a bit of…

More of a euphemism.

This lady seems like she needs to sample some of the adult candies available in California.

This is clearly viral marketing for The Misery Index.

I bet you get one free and have to buy any extras. And you get in trouble if it’s wrinkled.

If you have the chance to permanently cripple your immune system in order to maybe play an extra football game or two, you gotta do it.

3 years, if I’m counting correctly. 2020 is a leap year and therefore pushes everything after February forward two days instead of the standard one.

These look incredible. Gonna file this away for a few years until I have a kitchen where I actually stand a chance making them, but I WILL make them someday.

I thought he’d mellow out a bit when he announced he was retiring to Miami.

“Relatively modern” is an interesting way to describe Windows XP, which is now three times older than Windows 95 was when XP released.