I did a bit of digging during lunch and I believe this is the lawnmower in question (based on the description from the Court of Appeals decision, though it’s pretty vague and can describe a few different models). I can’t claim I’ve never driven a similar model down the highway, but I definitely haven’t done it while…

Identifying that it’s hotter in the southern United States than the northern United States is “muh racism” now? I think you’re projecting behaviors.

Yeah, based on my experience with the state the best cheese curds are gonna be squeaky ones a dairy farm dropped off at a gas station that morning.

Don’t forget Chex Quest.

Can’t blame them. Staghorn’s one of the best Oktoberfest beers I’ve had, and it’s only around for a little while longer. Nothing beats their Serendipity, though.

New Glarus has a self-guided tour, so I guess they kinda accomplished that.

This is one of those stories that sounds crazy unless you grew up near a bunch of Amish people, then it’s just mildly surprising that they got caught.

At first I thought someone was addressing my city for doing something dumb and I thought I was over on Deadspin.

Or status conditions, or weather, or entry hazards, or abilities that cause damage.

Spencer is one of the leads on Banner Society (a college football focused offshoot of SBNation) now, and from what I understand will be doing more writing than he had the past year or two. Jon Bois is a creative director of some sort at SBNation now, so most of his time gets spent doing videos and stuff as far as I…

I’ve never taken soap, but whenever I go somewhere with those faux-cloth paper towels in the bathroom I tend to end up with one or two in my pocket for later.

If by psychopaths you mean “white alcoholics from Harrisburg” it’s definitely all of them.

Back in high school, I worked in food service for a retreat center (hotel with conference rooms but religious, basically). We spent an ENTIRE DAY debating how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce. Since then I’ve decided to go the Dad route and call it “What’s-this-here sauce.”

I’m glad you’re on this beat, Dan. Nobody else on this site could get it right.

Glad to see milkshake IPAs get a shout-out. Tired Hands, who arguably created the genre, is one of my favorite breweries to visit, and some other local breweries are starting to get in on it. The Iron Hill in Ardmore, PA (right down the street from Tired Hands, natch) milkshakeified their Philly Special IPA and I am…

Well, I guess I’d buy Banjo-Kazooie for the third or fourth time, for starters.

It will last exactly 34 days. It’s an LTO.

Whoever wrote the announcements kept missing a zero until someone let them know. Not exactly anything major or nefarious going on; it’s not like the game’s timing values are pulled from their PR releases.

Pikachu is the protagonist’s partner Pokemon, but you don’t actually need to have the protagonist in your battle party. You can use any three sync pairs.

Oooh, nice. I fell off the Bachelorette once the nugs stopped flowing, but I might keep an eye on BIP if they’re making a return.