Most people don’t borrow other things in exchange for a third of their paycheck, so your best parallel is looking a bit crooked here.

I remember him being pretty adept at eating chicken nuggets.

They have best snack pies I’ve had bar none. None of that waxiness you tend to get with other brands.

You deserve it, if only because only a true monster would get a growler of Yuengling.

So THAT’S what baby Grittys look like.

Jesus, man. I went to a bar that hadn’t cleaned its taps in a few weeks and it still almost ruined Spotted Cow for me.

I also have a good paying, non dead-end job protecting a Fortune 500 company’s data. In addition to that, I’m aware that many data breaches lead to firings despite perfect security being impossible. I really wouldn’t mind having an organization to back me up!

Guitar hoarding is when you have more than 3, right? An acoustic, an electric, and a meaningful one you don’t play much seems like plenty.

I’d be impressed if I saw a human do it.

It’s like they didn’t even think to ask you what you feel makes a Pokemon game feature complete!

Well, see, he’s upset about the one thing, which contradicts his ability to think rationally.

Overbooking a flight isn’t punishing travelers

Obviously this is awful, and I hope everyone involved in the incident recovers fully.

Inaccessible Island would be a good location.

How inexplicable could her question have really been, given that she explained it?

As someone whose parents grew up in Havertown, they really do have a way of getting right to the point. I just wish they'd stop doing it in front of my girlfriend.

Yep, I switched to Lionshead right after that. It’s $5 cheaper and definitely not $5 worse. Plus, riddles!

I don’t know if it’s been confirmed that it uses the same type of joystick yet. If it does, it’ll have the issue. If not, they’ve probably fixed it in the new design.

Slightly over 50% of Citizen’s Bank Park was publicly funded, and nobody else was using the field at this point. I don’t think he did anything wrong.

Okay, I’ll indulge you a bit here. What exactly do you think I was saying?