Luigi’s faster because he wants it more. He’s a lunch pail kind of guy, a real gym rat. Just one of those gritty, grind it out types.

I’m sure if they wanted to they could continue using the old chipset for a few years. Chip manufacturers don’t just halt all fabrication of everything else to produce only the new chipset.

Either I'm missing something or you just agreed with me.

This is what he said about it:

I’m just going to keep using the hyphen for all of the above. Nothing I write matters anyway.

I no longer think he should be launched into the sun. The moon would be fine.

There’s a certain group of people for whom changing anything amounts to censorship.

I’ll admit I’m a Certified Mayo Hater, but why “Cheeto Sauce” AND mayo? That seems like too much wet for a sandwhich whose structural integrity already looks questionable.

The reason is that the chairman of the United States Holocaust Memorial Council was an advisor on Trump’s campaign.

I’d buy a Retta vs Ted Cruz shouting match on PPV.

Trump has never once in his life worn a suit that fits that well.

Yeah, but the parsley is replaced with dyed bacon (from a real pig).

The endgame here is marrots made from Impossible Meat or lab-grown meat.

Those empty color sections you have to scroll past are the “unknown parts”. It’s art.

Well, it’s St. Louis.

Four of the contacted parties did respond, though.

A good feature would be that when I block someone on Twitter, their tweets don’t show up when embedded on other sites.

I guess I’m just confused which part of the headline “If You’re Going To Play Mario Maker 2, You Should Probably Get A Stylus” made you think there would be a comment on that.

There has been no announcement that Pokemon Home will be a paid service.

I swear there’s some kind of competition among restaurants outside of the Philadelphia metro area to see who can come up with the most incorrect name for their sad attempt at a cheesesteak or chicken cheesesteak.