Oh no, people making a specific sound with their mouths! Get me a chair, I’ve got the vapors!

If your computer isn’t performant running Windows 10, you’ve been in need of an upgrade for 6 years already. Anything remotely considered modern hardware can handle 10 without issue.

Would you rather have seasonal allergies for your entire life or mono once a year for 10 years?

They are extremely joking, yes.

There is no rule in arithmetic that states you do that multiplication first. In fact, the rule is that there is an implied multiplication symbol there. You can’t just make things up and blame it on intellectualism, regardless of how much precedent there is for doing so.

If you passed middle school, you should know that there’s an implied multiplication sign between the 2 and the parentheses, and that since multiplication and division are the same priority in the order of operations you go left to right. So the answer is 9, but if you oners want to quarantine yourselves that’s…

“If you follow order of operations, you get 9. But, if you rewrite it in this completely different format, you get 1.”

We could talk about Temple instead.

Awesome! I’m definitely gonna try and get tickets. Hopefully the Fusion make it again!

It’s justified in game because it’s not a trainer battle. I think some of the more advanced trainer AIs can figure out the Illusion thing.

Zoroark is a great way to beat the climax boss in the Ultra Sun and Moon games. Have him disguise himself as a fighting type and the boss won’t be able to hit you. It's a good way to turn an extremely annoying fight into something trivial.

Could “whatever the hell this is” actually be “losing to a more talented, better coached team”? The point of playoffs is to determine which team is the best, not all of the teams that aren’t the best.

Obligatory heads-up that grapefruit has a variety of drug interactions that can be very dangerous, so if you take any medications (especially antidepressants or stimulants) you should talk to your doctor about whether or not grapefruit is safe. I’ve had to send back some really delicious looking drinks, so don’t make…

I also went through one of these super aggro pro-meat phases. It’ll pass, don’t worry.

I keep trying to come up with a different adjective for these photos, but all I’ve got is “dire”.

Philly Pretzel Factory is also offering a free pretzel to everybody today.

Thank you for having this debate, so as to raise awareness of this promotion.

That’s strong talk, considering everyone on the other side of this has to live in and cheer for New York City.

Hold up. I’M not convinced just yet.

To Gettleman’s credit, in Jones’ last game he beat a football team from Philadelphia. Eli hasn’t been able to say that since 2016.