When the NFL Draft was in Philadelphia, my friend lived right on Ben Franklin Parkway, so for all three days we’d get sloshed in his apartment, go over to look around, heckle whoever the Cowboys/Giants/Potatoes drafted, then head back and crash until it was time to do it again the next day. It’s hard to get excited…

Not Just Pizza is fine (at least, the South Philly location is). I’m suprised THAT’S the Philly area commercial that came up. Steak Em Up’s are awful, and there’s a jeweler that runs some really terrible ones. I’ll have to see if I can dig them up.

Couldn’t talk Luis into writing this one too, eh?

I hope you stopped for a $3 beer and $1 hot dog, which are really the two reasons to go to Bally’s.

Who? It’s not a chain or anything. Your options are probably the owner, a few shift managers, and then the normal restaurant staff.

I went to the Pfitz once last year. The game was delayed by like 3 hours, so I slammed 5 beers and we left before it actually started. They had run out of bobbleheads early anyway.

It’s worth remembering that the USDA is part of the executive branch, a prominent member of which is known to have an issue with the Washington Post.

This has an extremely “I Am Legend opening scene” vibe to it.

What happens if you attach a USB disk drive?

My ex and I once saw a very high dude in an Amsterdam coffeeshop going to town on what we presumed was a space cake. I remember feeling bad for the guy, but also a tiny bit jealous.

1. Do not buy or use any device with a microphone that Amazon has permission to access.

Did they try to sue Pearson and McGraw-Hill for royalties? I’m pretty sure they’re mentioned in at least a few history books.

Attending and watching my team lose an NCAA Tournament game got me paid marginally more than attending and watching my team win an NIT game, and I can’t imagine winning out in the NIT being better than getting paid.

The pretzel bun is, of course, the right option. There’s a bar near my house that does pork roll sliders on pretzel buns, and they’re everything I’ve ever wanted with a $3 beer.

It actually is her! Here’s the shutterstock page for the image, and you can look through and see the other pictures she’s been in: https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/disgusted-woman-eating-cereals-bad-taste-627403379?src=jo8fKfDULKkgFp5poIRV9w-1-5

I do not have to support someone who was hiding from sex assault charges.

I’m not qualified to determine whether that umpire should be imprisoned for life after this, but I think the people who are qualified need to have the discussion.

But as I did it the next two times, it just became so apparent to me how much of our days are centered around meals and how—the experience I had was when I was fasting for much longer, how time really slowed down.

Okay, but I still don’t know what Quantum Leap is.

I liked Pittsburgh more than I thought I would, but there’s definitely something funny happening. I guess when you live on three rivers you’re almost guaranteed to have something in the water.