The day my partner and I went to NY City Hall to get our domestic partnership was the same day Bethenny and Jason were getting their marriage license. There was a camera crew, and my partner was completely bewildered by what was going on. Bethenny was alternately on her cell phone/bitching at Jason when the camera…

This fucking woman. It shouldn’t be possible to be the Goop of the mentally ill, yet she has managed.

Pfft, I am on the mother's side here.

Are you thinking "internet hoax" or "extremely stupid adulterers"?

You guys - I shared walls with Kristen recently. WALLS. EVERY DAY. I've lived around some crazy people (as you do in Los Angeles), but she takes the cake. SUCH an entitled asshole. I can't even tell you. Finished with Gatorade bottle bongs? Simply throw them in the yard! It's Wednesday night at 3am? Have a…

this doctor may not have but I can tell you - from both sides of the desk - that many doctors fail to explain these things properly to their patients. My original comment was not referencing a specific doctor, I was making a sweeping statement about physicians who fail to appropriately educate their patients. But,…

Also Katie's hair last season is maybe her greatest offense. Like, what was that?!

I've had a pretty tough year, and Vanderpump Rules is my go-to guilty pleasure for when I want a bit of a pick-me-up. Life has been pretty crappy lately, but at least I'm not a thirty-something whose main goal in life is to prove a server motor-boated someone's privates.

Not sure about anyone else, but my Doctor told me about false positives and negatives with these tests. It's up to you, the parents if you want them done. I chose not to, for me it wouldn't have given me any extra peace of mind knowing that the tests aren't always accurate.

If you get bad test results and abort right away without any follow up, you do not have good health care providers. I say this as a someone who has terminated a pregnancy pretty far along due to fetal abnormalities. Every woman I know who has done the same had as many tests done as possible before making their…

Key to this story, and the informed consent these patients should be receiving, is that NIPT is a SCREENING test, not a diagnosis. No interventions should be decided based on NIPT or other prenatal screening (such as older, still accepted standards of care such as quad screen or first and second trimester integrated…

They are screening tests, not definitive results. Both of my pregnancies I had non-invasive prenatal screening - both times the tests came back abnormal. Both times I then elected to do amniocenteses which cleared up any concerns. In talking to the genetic folks at Stanford where I had the amnio done, they explained…

More couples are monogamish than monogamous, because life is fucking complicated. The ones that communicate clearly about it, rather than sneaking around, are the ones that stay together.

I'm 5 months pregnant with number two. I work full-time and my nerves are shot to hell most of the time and I have no energy. I also have no sex drive whatsoever (many pregnant women get more horny, so ymmv).

And what about your friend who is now pregnant and no one wants to hang out with her anymore? I promise you it sucks a whole lot. And she then becomes a regular commenter on Jezebel because most of her friends have forgotten about her.

Yup - I came to the realization that these were most of my friends. I partly blame myself because I'm a good listener and it takes me a while to trust people enough to tell them shit about myself that makes me look vulnerable. I attracted these kinds of people, essentially. Then when it came time to unload my thoughts…

"...Good luck, Baby."