What is this from? It cheers me up greatly.

I don't understand it. It's like she's trying to make us sad. When you're going through a divorce, isn't a picture of you and your spouse in happier times the last thing you want to look at? It would break my heart. I'm too sensitive for this goddamned world.

OMG, I am so truly pressed about everything in the world. I feel like I've had a breakthrough. My deep, dark depression from which I can only barely see a glimmer of hope stems from the fact that I am perpetually pressed about everything.

I don't understand what you want us to do. Are we supposed to be Team Gwyneth? What should we be pressed about? Can't we think they're both lame? Frankly, everything presses me. There's literally nothing about which I am not pressed.

It's confusing, isn't it? I think I want to be sad, but then I just get confused and think about eating something.

Jesus at some of these comments. Apparently you killed feminism, Tracie, and all because you don't like clown makeup.

The fact that you included prozac makes me want to kick you in the face.

Oh, I thought you meant Tila Tequila.

By the time you get to point of needing a fecal transplant you've already experienced way grosser things, like laying in a pile of your own shit while the icu nurse scrambles for a bedpan because when you say "bedpan now!" you do not mean "bedpan, whenever you get around to it, no big deal."

I actually totally agree with you. It's mostly feminism for white people. My problem was with the comment that was like "oh, so you're saying you have black friends" when it's not like that. She's defending her coworkers, not using the "i have a black friend and i watch oprah so i can't be racist" defense. Pretending…

I don't think so. I think it would be dismissive of her colleagues. They're not invisible, they exist and they contribute. Especially Dodai, she's been here forever. I would feel defensive if I were in her place, on behalf of the other writers.

Dude, what. No. You can't accuse someone of not having black friends then get mad when they point out they do have black friends. TioRamon made the accusation that the site was white, and Tracey pointed out that there were women of color on staff. Should she not mention them? It would kind of shitty to them if she…

It never occurred to me how much easier aerial fitness would be on your joints. omg, I'm having like a real awakening here.

If FAS hadn't been "discovered" how could anybody possibly know whether most people (or any people) had it or not?

What? This comment makes no sense. Alcohol isn't new. I don't even know what you mean by that last sentence. What does "set limit" mean? Who are these people that are setting limits? Do you mean legally? Attitudes towards pregnant women drinking haven't changed recently. Something got really lost in the translation…

One of those things is bloody seed. Why is there blood in his semen? He needs to see a urologist!

Thanks for ruining chocolate for everybody everywhere, ever! Good thing anchovies were already disgusting.

Where did your husband work?

Your comment was probably the most interesting thing I've read on Jezebel in a while. I hope Gladys Martin gets what's coming to her! She sounds like a real bad apple.

This one is pretty great too: