Anything that gets me away from having to endure the insufferable Sky F1 broadcast team is worth it in my book.

It’s the ///USAmg Hillbilly Hammer

Hell yeah brother!

I don’t care about the specs. I don’t care about any details. At $5,500 this is fuck around money and I’m excited to find out, even if it kills me.

VW 181 “Thing” could be an option - might find a decent one for $15K; admit to being prejudiced here - still driving a ‘73, since ‘73.  As this would be in CO, make sure the gas heater is working.

A deathtrap for a teenager, or anybody really.

As a kid whose parents thought giving them a minivan to drive around would keep them from doing stupid things, I can say that did not work out as planned.

Eh...de-badge the GTI, get more sedate wheels and some Michelins, regular Golf grille...put on the local classic station, drive the speed limit while the wife is with you, and tell her you traded the GTI for a more ‘grown up’ regular Golf...then you can keep the sleeper GTI.

Like an ER doctor friend of mine will say: “all bleeding stops, eventually”.

Don’t call me Shirley. 

You’re right an avowed bigot with apartheid money probably wasn’t being anit-semitic when he called out MAGAs favorite Jewish punching bag and alluded to the New World Order shit that’s been around for decades.

Nah Henry Ford's cars stayed together and could be fixed by the common man. 

Universal healthcare, maybe? Gun control? The general concept of accountability?

The Electoral College US voters elected donald trump, so yes no, none of this could have been prevented using pretty much any other developed nation’s system of voting.

As funny as all of it is, I think the best fireworks are going to come from the DeSantis vs. Disney pissing match. The mouse’s lawyers are going to have their way with that dope.

Sounds like they moved to Bethlehem or Morris!

My mower’s got a Honda engine. I’ll replace it with an electric one when it dies, which will be sometime in 3075.

Look Charlie, the correct answer isn’t always the right answer. You and your wife only have one shot at making a good first impression on us Yanks.

Technically, Hammond was in Top Gear.