After he got out and started walking away, but before he got out of sight, I would have moved my car. Just for spite.

Just cougars in the passenger seat, or backseat depending 

He reminded me of that woman from “Throw Momma From The Train”...

It’s also the drivers. I sometimes take local streets in Roseville and Bloomfield to avoid stopped traffic on 280 and while it may save me time, it also takes years off my life. You have that dangerous combination of head-up-their ass drivers putzing down the street at 20 mph (and with the reaction time of a blind 90…

So the goal is to try and account for the decision making process of an irrational actor?

I’m sorry driver, I can’t let you merge like that.

I heard his motto was “Better late than Nova.”

It would be funnier if it was a Volkswagen Atlas.

It’s three albatrosses for the price of four! What a deal! 

Having graduated to driving age in the 80’s I’m still all about the Pro Street style. Giant hood scoops or better yet, a 6-71 Weiand blower through the hood. Drag tires with wheelie bars, maybe a four or six point cage. Basically the more impractical for day to day use, the better.

Living up to your namesake lol, not my experience except for the pre 06 years(yugo like) where went to extremes of lemons to honeys and likely realized they’d be more profitable business model if they offered a good product as opposed to the junk they were producing and lying about horsepower etc. and subsequent class…

it’s about 5700 Arianas Grande

That is the weight of the vehicle itself.

If we’re requesting mugs with radio chatter then I want Kimi! “Leave me alone. I know what I’m doing.”

Holy shit, that’s a bad take. Please don’t make me list the reasons why; just renounce it and hope you can be forgiven someday.

I mean, that person paid good money to make it feel like something was off all the time. Probably not a very engaged driver ;)

Good.

To quote an old meme:

My daughter has a Camry of this era. I ended up driving it and noticed a horrible shudder at 35 mph. A little digging found that Toyota had issues with the torque converter not locking up properly at light loads.

Suzuki Jimny.