This please.

Something smaller than an SUV, usable as a daily (back seats, decent cargo space) with sporty aspirations without needing to be a barn burner: How about a new, retro-inspired Toyota CELLica.

The standard Volkswagen Golf.

Cool story bro! I like the way you tell it

I kind of miss these “Un-Pimp” your ride VW commercials. They are like a time capsule when most everyone pimped out their civic or accord with huge body kits and wings and crazy actual paint jobs.

The lovely band Cake was thinking about cars like this when they wrote “Stickshifts and Safety Belts.” (I know, I know, they specifically mention a Malibu, but work with me here, people.) This thing would make an awesome around-town cruiser and I really, really want it. But it’s so huge that I don’t know if it would…

The wife and I made a couple of kids in the back of one. At least!

I’m more interested in why your wife buys stuffed sharks.

For me - it was very much my 1971 MGB. How can you not love driving that car? It’s got a ton of character, you get thumbs up from everyone on the street, despite being relatively inexpensive, it has some great lines, and it’s a joy to drive (more fun to drive a slow car fast, etc.).

Talk about an easy question to answer: my ‘69 Charger.

Went to see this movie in Sarajevo with a number of people from the Dutch Army. It was interesting

In all seriousness, this is incredibly messed up. More security and lifetime bans would help a bit, but I suspect some people would wear it as a badge of honour.

It looks like a mustang wannabe from the front and side. Who wanna drive a car that wannabe something else. Please, let’s make some cool car mods, like make a Honda Civic that resembles a bacon cheeseburger or something that that I wannabe drivin’

Not fun to drive. Not a manual. Shitty fuel mileage.

I don’t see how shaving off the rubber makes things better for a rig moving 300+ miles per hour.

Didn’t even get to the part where Nissany ran two wheels on the dirt at the start for no reason, then again on the straight to Copse for no reason, running wide outside the track through Copse corner; understeering into Novalak at Stowe corner, which made him run wide there and ended with a lovely rejoin and near…

They could be from Massachusetts. Or Rhode Island. Or New Hampshire. Any of those. However, having a seen a number of pictures and videos, I have yet to see a SINGLE instance of a Dunkin iced coffee. This makes me think they aren’t really from New England. At least one of these jackasses would have had one. 

“He was doing it way worse than me!” Wasn’t a valid defense in 3rd grade, and it still isn’t.

a car with that size would do wonders for Formula 1 I think, even Monaco could become more competitive 

If this is a joke, it’s a bad one.