He’s speeding through Nevada, calm down. They only have speed limits because the Feds forced the issue in the midst of the Oil Crisis.

Because it’s a dog. 

Options. Like, the ability to add or remove most features without having to buy a trim level above or below that comes with more features you don’t actually want like a cable TV package. Like optioning in a better sound system but without being forced to get the leather seats because that sound system is only…

I’d say the wedge design of 80s cars - DeLorean, Trans Am, kind of thing - but I want to limit myself to stuff that would still pass muster for current-day safety regulations. So I’ll echo what someone else said - interesting colors. Forest green, purple, TEAL, bring back the audacity of color palettes from the 90s…

Soft, sofa like cushioned seats. Double points if velour.

The A/C vent under the steering column that shoots right up your shorts.

Swivel Car Seats 

Tailfins and boattails, give me that classic nonsense style. It just has a sense of style that you don’t get these days. Also, I’d like tactile controls in the cabin again, because fuck the touchscreens.

Hideaway headlights:

Three words:  Rich. Corinthian. Leather.  Every other answer is just frippery.

But then again, Jalopnik is far from what it used to be and things like “crack pipe” offend our delicate sensibilities.

Well, if I had a museum and unlimited wealth I would buy this over any number of RX-7s. I see RX-7s every week, I don’t need to see them again. I have seen exactly one 1st gen 626 in the last ten years and I was super excited.

if only random idiots would stop deflecting from the situation at hand

What’s the expression?........ Oh, yeah. “Fuck no”.

Inspektor Mullet gave it a thumbs up!

Yea, just heard that Astrid Lindgren (Pippi Longstockings etc.) was a raging nazi, along with Ingmar Bergman and the former king. At least according to billboards in Russia...

It’s funny (like sad, ironic funny) that given all the Nazis in Ukraine talk, the main Russian mercenary group supporting the Russian military is called the Wagner Group, and I don’t think it’s just due to a deep love for his music.

You probably shouldn’t ask his opinion of Dr. Fauci.

You don’t want to go Russian into these sort of projects.

Sounds like a Lada trouble.