I was the 37th owner of a VW bus aboard the Naval Station at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba (before it became famous). The front face of the Type 2 had rusted away into shapes that were quite clearly teeth, it was missing about four feet of floor, and badly spray painted on the left side were the words “No Fat Chicks.” All…

Proofread? What are you new here?

Heh. Cars pooping. 

You’ve effectively nuked the joke from orbit. Good job!

not these truckers.  the ones who delivered my TP, yes.  these guys were busy masturbating to Trump videos.

It’s peak Pothole Season here in the Northeast — no one will notice.

I looked for one of those when commenting on The Root’s post. Settled after a couple minutes of scrolling. 

Doesn't matter that the helmet came off, there's no brain in that head to protect 

That’s why I keep clicking these drawbridge stories...

Nah, it’s cool.

Am I bad because I’m only disappointed they didn’t go for it?

It’s located in Tipton County and Tippin County, which straddles the Manson-Nixon Line.

The scale on that illustration is driving me bananas. The guys are almost as tall as the airplane, and the firetruck is actually taller than it. It’s hideous.

One more thing Jalopnik lost when Torchinsky left.

Lol, when you are stranded on the side of the road, you don’t want to blend into the background. A Tesla might mistake you for a HOV lane if you are in Diamond Asphalt Grey crossover. 

Agree completely, although I’d word it as “two tires on the tarmac at all times.”

Kia Soul in Caribbean Blue looked pretty good

Typical white to black scale, red and blue as usual, a darker red, green(!) plus pink and highlighter for fun.  

The MK7 Fiesta came in a color called Lime Squeeze. I actually bought a Fiesta in 2011 and really wanted that color in a hatchback, but couldn’t find it. Had to settle for Ingot Silver.

Dude, you drive a diesel. “Dirty oil” on the dipstick ain’t no way to tell how fresh the oil is on a diesel — new oil is gonna turn black almost immediately after running it through the engine for a few minutes.