Ford guy here...I can’t afford one and because of that - I didn’t apply. However, I refuse to fee sorry for anyone that can afford one and didn’t get one. I wish I had your problems. Now back to work...

Interesting. You just described my Saturday night three weeks ago. Were you my wingman? Interestingly, much like this car, the first night was great. It went rapidly downhill as I learned more.

Boy these slacks ain't getting any looser.

Have you ever stomped one of those air padding packs that Amazon uses? That’s what it sounds like when you run over a pigeon.

Money doesn’t buy you talent? I guess we know who was driving:

You want safety? Mandate in car fire suppression systems. Mandate rapid egress designs that allow the driver to exist the vehicle easily or safety crews to be able to extract a driver with minimal effort no matter how the car is laying.

Dear Tom,

SShhhhh...maybe he has a really sweet Monte Carlo on Keystone Classics all raked out, complete with Pioneer 6x9s in the back window. I can hear the dulcet tones of Whitesnake right now.

Yeah, you know what doesn’t sound cool?

Just slightly below Cadillac Cimarron, or just above the Trabant, if you’re using metric.

I've seen them in action and want one badly. Kinda like an NFL cheerleader. But I really don't have a use for one and my wife would give me hell for getting one. Kinda like an NFL cheerleader.

You must be new around here.

Uh, everything’s under control now, everything’s fine, situation normal, I’m fine. How are you?

Wow, the EPA is NOT messing around!

pay our American VW Diesel owners $15 Billion and we tell you where the bomb is.

If only all their hidden bombs were so easily diffused

Dear Penthouse,

Oh god, its Mustang’s wet dream.