Sounds like those two need a pair of rental cars (a Taurus and a Lumina will do nicely) to drive to dinner...

You know what... I will even pay for the damn GPS update for Kimi Voice GPS. “Kimi You missed the turn!” “I was having a shit”

When you read that headline up there about a bunch of snails destroying an old Trabant, I’m sure most of you were thinking “In drag race, right?”

you forgot the I in ruins.

So when do you sell it to david tracy as a “reliable backup car”?

lol the Passat was the first ‘foreign’ car I got them to buy since the V8 4runner we had in 04. My dad keeps rooting for a malibu and I keep smacking him and telling him “No.”.

Hey! Gimme back my bridge!

Touché, Negative Nancy. Darn you.

Obviously he’d still be alive if he had bought a Miata. They’re really reliable and he wouldn’t have even been at the dealership.

That joke is repulsive.

And the Jeep transmission problem claims yet another life.

At worst case the laser would either dazzle or temporarily blind any optically-guided weaponry.

or they can do it like you do Doug

Did not need to see this picture of the top of Ballaban’s head this early in the morning.

My mom had a well worn 60s(?) Chevy that, among other issues, would allow the key tumbler to turn and start the engine. Without a key. I believe that’s the same car that she said used to shift itself into reverse from park all on its own. Maybe that was GM’s first attempt at an autonomous car.

Harbor Freight is working on a new high-speed jack for next year. Look for the coupon in Autoweek.

It’s an old joke, but I’m not above it:

Well you should at least let them use public transit or their bicycles too!

I have one. Well Mr. Lube it was. Oil filter was not even hand tight, leaked oil, called them, told me to drive it there and they will top it up, said no because no oil left, they said I would be fine, I said no, got called a liar and told I wasn’t welcome there again. Told them to eat a D.