SÄÄBSTÖRY

DÖÜCHËBÄG

NP all day long. (I have shares in michelin tyres).

Holy shit. The underside of your vehicle looks like the wreck of the Titanic.

As for trusting other people: don’t do it. I’m somewhat of a “parking nazi”. I don’t know why, but parking is just one of my pet peeves and I’ve probably spent 100x more thinking about parking than a normal person. Simply walk through a parking lot and look at the cars parked closest to the building. As you get closer…

I try not to park too far away, but I do like spots against the concrete islands. I pull as close to the curb as possible and allow a ton of room between my car and the car next to me. They haven’t made doors long enough to span the huge space and hit my car since 1978.

Be warned that if I see a car parked in this fashion, my standard procedure is to remove your wiper blades.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

Not much stops Jules’ accident, all that accident did was shine the spotlight back on an area that has had numerous issues recently (Henry Surtees’ death, Massa and Hinchcliffe being struck in the head, and a significant number of near misses for cars climbing Fernando Alonso’s car).

It’s a giant Flip flop!!!

I read this entire article in 3rd person from Trumps perspective. I think he would’ve wanted it that way.

The dick is telling reporter about his plane.

To describe Trump as a “scrotum” is to push him a bit too far forward from his rightful position in life.

*trophy wife’s G-Wagen

Sorry but LOL!!!!!!!! That was funny :] Dumb but I have to give kudos to that dude. He had a VW tech suit on and lol that Cheat Box! :]’

How about:

Quit racing on the street and go to tracks, and then maybe they won’t close.

Transporter please.

Well they're not popping paper bags over there.