If I know the guy that installs these wraps, does that mean I personally know a huge wrapper?

Someone’s insurance is about to get surge pricing. I’ll let myself out...

Be able to rebuild your engine with crazy expensive parts is what a man has to do

Probably the crotch.

I had some moron throw coins at my car once while I was driving. I responded by throwing a brick at his car. He seemed to have ran out of coins after that.

Hose in different area codes

I, too, would like one in Arrest-me-and-throw-my-ass-in-prison Red. Can we get a group buy going?

The real tragedy is watching someone throw away a promising career for one stupid decision.

Can this happen?

Bring on the Secret Service Bald Eagles!

This has to be the worst sport ever...Why would anyone want to be around a bunch of women on their cycle?

Give these men Jalopnik stickers.

Or, you could build a full 356 engine, sell it, and send your kid to college.

And then the realization that they created one of the dumbest motherfucker alive. But since this is in TN, they probably won’t reach that enlightenment.

That’s why only I drink water:

The unnamed driver was ejaculated from the sunroof of his 1996 Toyota Corolla.

Most surprising part of the headline.

That might be true if his bug had a shiny side ;)

Sorry I didn’t hear you, your mom’s thighs are clamped over my ears