Pretty sure one of those electric scooters could outrun a T2 with 3 humans in it.

So were the ones we had as kids, but we didn’t have much motor control and the pots were kinda garbage so it acted like a switch.  They were probably linear pots as well when they should have been audio taper which has more of a curve to it.

They’ll go on a tear from time to time, but not flooded. I’ve seen a whole week of ‘shop cats’, tool box pics, suspensions or valve/cam jobs. The ones I totally don’t understand are when the owner never does their rotors and you see the pictures or videos of the rotor after it’s either down to the vents on one side or…

The Rat-Rod thing seems to have died down in popularity, but I still dig it. These are similar, but I like the idea of just shoving whatever ya got under the hood and making it work. An old Ford, lowered with a newer Cadillac V-8 under the “hood” (there weren’t no hood)... saw an old, beat up Ford deuce with a…

Yeah, we were just messing about because the author didn’t write it up correctly.  A quick read of it made it look like the trail weighed 15,000 lbs.

Or 141 Ariana Grandes.

Just add a large plow as the escort vehicle. As soon as people start hearing the stories from morons who ignore the emergency vehicles, “Hey Bob, saw you got dropped off today... where’s the car?”

That’s a light-weight ski trail. 1 cubic yard of dirt weighs about 2,100 lbs, so that’s about a 7 cubic yard ski trail. Tiny leeetle ski trail.

Just as long as, “I was having a shit.” is printed on the underside of that mug, I’m buying it.

I totally get why bikes will not completely stop at lights or signs... but, you can’t just ignore them. For example, at a light, if there’s no traffic, the bike won’t trip the sensor so you look to make sure you won’t get creamed and you have to blow it or you’re waiting for a car to trip the sensor to change the…

I almost got hit on a bike a while back.  I’m not some hardcore cyclist, so as such, I was crawling up a hill in a low gear.  It was 5 am, pitch black and slightly foggy and I was wearing reflective gear, a forward light on the bike, one on my helmet and a red flashing one in the back. The driver in a HUGE pickup was…

You mean they paid money.... good money gets you a lift that doesn’t spit out tires on the highway.  :)

Go back and watch the video again. That wheel is definitely too far outboard before it pops off. The driver should have felt that something was off before this happened.

I read the article when it was first published and thought this had already been covered not too long ago.  Now every time I see any sort of ‘This vehicle protected by (insert gun manufacturer)‘ I think, well, if I need a gun I know where to get one.

This one is easy, any Ford fleet vehicle made in the last 30 years. Vans, pickups... all of them. I liken it to being strapped to a backboard (if you’ve never had the distinct pleasure of being immobilized on one of these, trust me, after 15 minutes you will want to strangle the next person you can reach). It feels…

It’s not just the Escort.  Any Ford that was also sold as a fleet vehicle.  And that holds true to this day.  Go rent any Ford van or pickup and it’s like strapping yourself onto a backboard.  Doesn’t hurt at first... just give it a few minutes.  Once it kicks in there’s nothing you can do.

This story doesn’t do much... he was arrested at the scene (DWI & firearms possession under the influence). But it’s so much more than that too... not only was the clown not wearing his seat belt AND going 99 mph (speedo jammed at 100 when inspected) but he also did not have his headlights on which is probably why he…

I definitely want one of these.

If you mistake the brake and gas and then double down on that mistake, you push the gas to the floor, mow over that stop sign, bounce over that swale still accelerating and then hit the grass on the other side. Now the front shocks are fully compressed as you continue accelerating and you go nose first under the F-150…

Any time I think of Hyundai I’m reminded of the ones back in the 90's.  They are definitely not those cars anymore but it seems like all it takes is a couple of years of ownership and they all start to look like shit.