Hmm, this sounds likes an organized Fyre Festival. You know where rich people get scammed out of their money but they had better food and a roof over their heads.

You BOUGHT pretentious.

This isn’t even a cult; it’s just bad consumerism. If you’re booking a stay at a hotel and goopy’s website says the room is $1300 and you don’t run that thru expedia or check the hotel’s direct prices yourself, then you’re just a dolt with too much disposable income and you can afford to give goopy $1,000+ a night for…

The Anti-Influencer, I like it.

For $5700, I’ll tell you in person that it’s a bad idea to stick jade eggs inside yourself, and I’ll do so face-to-face.

The looks on the people’s faces in that group shot are priceless. Well, I guess the price is that the United States is currently a third world banana republic run by aspiring dictators, so not so much priceless as terrifying. Also, I know Javanka have children, but I cannot for the life of me imagine either of them…

Nepotism Barbie wants to sit at the adult table. The look Lagarde gave her was amazing. I really don’t think you can undermine the Trump Administration any more than Donald himself has already done. The whole thing is a farce and an embarrassment.

Kourtney and Kylie don’t seem particularly close, but the older kids all take on a parental role to the two younger ones. Kendall and Kylie are roughly only ten years older than Mason, Kourt’s oldest, and they seem really attached to her. 

Does Cardi B deserve the critical eye? Absolutely. But comparing her to Khloe Kardashian in this instance is a false equivalence for me. Cardi B has a ton of new money, but as a woman of color former stripper from the Bronx, she’s not far from maybe the same marginalized status of the bartenders she beefed with.

“Has this family not spent the last decade mining the cultural identities of their friends, family, and partners for content and clout? Have they not dedicated hours of airtime to disparaging black men and women in the name of “loyalty”?”

This is slightly off-topic because there is a LOT to say about the Ks treatment of Jordyn, but was anyone else seriously disturbed (though not surprised, given the family’s intense dysfunction) that Tristan threatened to kill himself to get out of being accountable for his behavior, and that he apparently does this…

Suri is 13? Then she definitely has known what's up with her relationship with her Dad for a good few years now! 

Far too many times have I seen a woman rise to power as a champion for other women, only to make clear her vision of feminism is only for white women.

For real though. We don’t all look alike.

Alessandro should’ve said he was channeling Jared Leto,  then he would've been *perfectly* on point for the theme😁

Honestly, misinterpreting it and showing up dressed as camping gear would probably be more on-theme than a lot of what we’re going to see tonight.

Whoooooa, a lot of sex shaming here in the comments. I’m not famous but when you’re single/not in a LTR over the course of your ENTIRE adult life, those numbers easily add up over time. I’ve had years-long relationships sprinkled with 2-3 month relationships, plus a dusting of carefree, casual flings in-between those…

I think he’s the actual nicest of the bunch, but he’s also the child of a doting mother who believes in traditional gender roles. So I could see him at least looking for a wife that didn’t have a reputation or that dressed really modestly.

lynne patton’s wig game is not ready for bravo. dust it off girl. hit that raccoon skin a few times with a rugbeater.

It’s also easy to be high on life when you’re born never having to worry about paying your cell phone bill, or how you’re going to deal with your student loans, and to basically have success handed to you. Also, I don’t believe him for a second.