This sounds like something a POISONER would say...

Visine would be my guess

I got you your coffee, Ms. Kelly. Just how you like it... Skim, half packet of Splenda, and just a scoche of polonium.

TIL: triggered jezebelles hate South Park.

I don’t know, the stereotype of her wanting to be president since before she was born might be a correct one. I think she wanted to be president more than she wanted to breath. There have been tons of stories done on losing presidential candidates. I think for someone as historic as her, someone to have come so close t…

I imagine reminding yourself that you’re filthy fucking rich is a decent way to get through life’s tough spots.

I hated this episode, but I think that’s the point.

How long until the mainstream left realizes they made the wrong choice?

What I always think of when I hear about the modern Klan:

Not sure if you watched this season but it has been very good. I think if you do they pretty much nail the underlying theme of why Trump is so popular. Member berries anyone?

Probably out in the woods burying more bodies!

So who wants to be the first to tell this guy that CHRIST was a jew? Also not white or Christian or American.

There a JewTube? How do I not know about this? Does it have Shalom Sesame episodes, because I love those!

I thought the Kardashians did that last bit.

500 days of Klisten Klavalklari

They wear ties now? Well shit, aren’t they fancy?

As my great-grandfather once said when they tried to recruit him in Georgia: Only cowards hide behind sheets.

Well, by “didn’t react strongly enough”, she meant that instead of starting to pay her the amount of attention she wanted, he was just being a selfish asshole, rolling on the ground and screaming “FUCK FUCK GODAMNIT IT HURTS!!!!!” Kept it all about himself, he did!

this is what watching game of thrones does to people.

His reaction wasn’t extreme enough for her liking, so she beat him. Either Smith didn’t scream at all, or she was expecting him to melt. Good fucking lord.