Get back to me when MLB players run for more than a grand total of 2 minutes per game.

If ever there was a just war, WWII was definitely it. It's not about glorifying war—it's about honoring those who sacrificed everything to deter evil men from conquering the world.

It's an immovable object so he's entitled to a free drop.

Poor guy. This moment will haunt him, especially if it was a shade tree.

It doesn't look like this guy submitted the proper handicap.

Despite the mishit, it looks like he has a pretty good lie.

My point is we're spilling all this ink lionizing or vilifying Snowden when that's missing the forest for the trees. Who Snowden is, why he did it, whether he's a hero or not—none of that is important. That's just a distraction from this hugely awful thing that the U.S. government is getting away with legally…

Sit and Reach existed when I was in elementary school in the mid-80s. And instead of pull-ups, you could option for the flexed arm hang (ie a single NEVERENDING pullup).

I imagine the gym is about 1/26th of a mile around it's perimeter.

Pull-ups are the freakin' worst. I approve of this message.

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