So keep the helmet on.

That is the worst illustration of a pecan I have ever seen in my life. It looks like a partially unwrapped chocolate kotex.

Same here. Hotels have insanely hot water, and lots more of it than a home water heater. Vacation is the only spacetime I can get the shower method to work.

I've seen people who had vaulted ceilings with beams going across use the area between the end beam and the wall it was closest to to build tiny loft spaces for storing stuff, not big enough for sleeping or reading space. Maybe something like that?

She's just folowing in Mark Twain's footsteps.

what a great name for a dog!

The towel could even add vitamins, if you're the kind of hoopy frood who has a vitamin enriched towel and not some zarking strag.

*Just* from the headline I was imagining some really stupid blender-less technique of swirling the towel around in the soup. I clicked just to see how asinine it was, maybe wringing out the towel or beating the absorbed soup out of it with a rolling pin to remove lumps. As soon as I saw the starter image for the video…

I've done that too. It only works a few hours for me if the guac is in the fridge. If left out, maybe 30 minutes. I've even tried putting a couple of pits in there if I've used more than one avocado, hoping the additional pit would give me more time. Stayed the same - and yep, I timed it.

Awesome! Thanks for pointing it out and giving me a chuckle.

Unless Coutinho and Sturridge get injured right out the gate and Suarez is supposed to keep the team up the entire season all by his magical self. That would just be so Liverpool, wouldn't it?

You are bringing up a very good consideration that no one else is really addressing. So many Americans pick their teams based on the players if there is not another more fundamental reason (being from Philly, dad only ever took you to one game and it was the Saints, etc.). But in the Premier League, and maybe even in…

And they have some really great songs.

Not that people can't go and google it, but you should put a picture in of what a low boil looks like. So many people don't know and get it wrong. And you should just have them stay here, leaving comments, clicking on other foodspin posts, staying up all night reading all your articles. Don't let them wander off into…

Yeah. Hollandaise sauce is the One Reason To Rule Them All for making poached eggs. Poached eggs are great and all, but they were only create to serve as a vehicle for the greater Hollandaise sauce.

Plus, it's full of peepee. Ewww, gross.

That looks like a jack. But, I see the electrical plug above which makes me think this is an RV. What is the set up on the right? What happened to the dog? :( Hope he/she is ok now.

This, yes. These people are just horrible teammates. I will take time to dig out my headphones, untangle the cords, plug them in, and turn on teamchat JUST so I can start lighting into them. I will swim the Noshahr (sp?) Canal and even to Karg Island before I will get in a chopper with someone I don't know is a…

heheheh. I do that too sometimes. I like to drop them a box of ammo or health, whatever I've got equipped, like I'm being all nice. Then I just hang around and do all the wrong things.

My favorite thing to do in BFBC2 when playing against a team of snipers was to choose my usual set up for assault or medic and then snipe the snipers with the standard primary weapon. Especially when there were 7 or 8 of them lined up at the initial spawn point for the attacking team on the Isla Innocentes map...oh,…